AHHHHH HAHAHAAAARGH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THOSE ARE JUST WORDS YOU'RE SAYING WORDS STOP SAYING WORDS! YOU'RE NOT EVEN REGURGITATING YESTERDAY'S LECTURE WITH ANY DEGREE OF SUCCESS YOU FAIL YOU SUCK WORDS! WORDS! WORDS!
i hate everyone.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Best Thing I've Seen in Monthes
[EXT] PARKING LOT #8
Just watched a pony-tailed, sunglasses-wearin', cigarette-smokin', John-Deere-hat-havin', fat-bein' guy on a big ol' riding mower trying to snag a Famous Amos wrapper with an old-person-reacher-grabber thing, and I swear to god it just barely evaded him every damn time he went to reach for it. Stifling my laughter didn't work out so well, and he saw; we locked eyes, he looked pissed- and then he laughed, said "Ahh, fuck it," and went toolin around the lot waving his grabber dealie.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!
Just watched a pony-tailed, sunglasses-wearin', cigarette-smokin', John-Deere-hat-havin', fat-bein' guy on a big ol' riding mower trying to snag a Famous Amos wrapper with an old-person-reacher-grabber thing, and I swear to god it just barely evaded him every damn time he went to reach for it. Stifling my laughter didn't work out so well, and he saw; we locked eyes, he looked pissed- and then he laughed, said "Ahh, fuck it," and went toolin around the lot waving his grabber dealie.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!
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