You can't be serious

Got out of class about an hour early today; alas, no ipod or earphones for the laptop, and I doubt anyone would be too cool with me watching Firefly over the speakers. Reddit is clearly the only option. Six links later, I'm reading about some movie that sounds interesting and think "Bua-HA!", I totally forgot to finish reading the fun facts page about The Fellowship of the Ring. To IMDB!

Or not.

wat?  I can't even begin to imagine... and oh, 4chan is accessible, so that's cool. Thank God for you, white cheddar popcorn... you never fail to get me through these trying times. #dumbness

Illegally allowing smoking in the pub

*kickcrashthump*
"So, its a SMOHke-easy you're runnin' then"
"Ohhh, crapcrapcrap-"
"So, its esCApin', you're thinkin' of then"
"Agh, I can't tell if those are questions or statements!"
"So, its our SINtax you're criticizin' then-- Throw 'em in the paddy-wagon! -ehh, I mean the us-wagon..."

I just inherited two Shake Weights.

I've got a long night ahead of me.

Stumbled across a great song today

If you're feeling chill, Van's got your black: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S55C-SaBepA
In more of a breaking beer bottles mood, hit up the Canadian Celts (what?) in Mackeel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbew1x1TyCk

-and you know what's weirder, in looking around for other variants of this song, I found one by the 3Js, who are Dutch or Norsk or something, and one by The Orthodox Celts, who are freaking Serbs. What the hell is going on here.

I dont know how to do this

so this is just a test post and I can tell you already that I'm gonna hate the font it's in.