BENNIGANS.

Is/was a great resturaunt that consistantly had amazing commercials, AND THERE IS ONE that has been stuck in my head for years. It is this:

As I put on my daily attire,

I got my button-flies out of the dryer,

Next thing you know I'm a wealthy man of means,

I found 10 bucks in the pocket of my jeans.

It was catchy and glorious and I can not find it on the damn internet. Where are you, Pocket Money Spot?! (also does anyone know what Im talking about?)

Red rover, red rover

for Christ's sake, why does it take 5 people waving and yelling to get Panellias to come over?

PAME! GOD!

WORDS!

AHHHHH HAHAHAAAARGH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THOSE ARE JUST WORDS YOU'RE SAYING WORDS STOP SAYING WORDS! YOU'RE NOT EVEN REGURGITATING YESTERDAY'S LECTURE WITH ANY DEGREE OF SUCCESS YOU FAIL YOU SUCK WORDS! WORDS! WORDS!


i hate everyone.

Best Thing I've Seen in Monthes

[EXT] PARKING LOT #8
Just watched a pony-tailed, sunglasses-wearin', cigarette-smokin', John-Deere-hat-havin', fat-bein' guy on a big ol' riding mower trying to snag a Famous Amos wrapper with an old-person-reacher-grabber thing, and I swear to god it just barely evaded him every damn time  he went to reach for it. Stifling my laughter didn't work out so well, and he saw; we locked eyes, he looked pissed- and then he laughed, said "Ahh, fuck it," and went toolin around the lot waving his grabber dealie.


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!

You can't be serious

Got out of class about an hour early today; alas, no ipod or earphones for the laptop, and I doubt anyone would be too cool with me watching Firefly over the speakers. Reddit is clearly the only option. Six links later, I'm reading about some movie that sounds interesting and think "Bua-HA!", I totally forgot to finish reading the fun facts page about The Fellowship of the Ring. To IMDB!

Or not.

wat?  I can't even begin to imagine... and oh, 4chan is accessible, so that's cool. Thank God for you, white cheddar popcorn... you never fail to get me through these trying times. #dumbness

Illegally allowing smoking in the pub

*kickcrashthump*
"So, its a SMOHke-easy you're runnin' then"
"Ohhh, crapcrapcrap-"
"So, its esCApin', you're thinkin' of then"
"Agh, I can't tell if those are questions or statements!"
"So, its our SINtax you're criticizin' then-- Throw 'em in the paddy-wagon! -ehh, I mean the us-wagon..."

I just inherited two Shake Weights.

I've got a long night ahead of me.